YOU MIGHT GET MARRIED ONE DAY AND GET TO LIVE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AND DECORATE YOUR HOME WITH THEM AND DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER LIKE WATCH LATE NIGHT INFORMERCIALS JUST BECAUSE AND SEE THEIR SLEEPY FACE WHEN THEY WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND HAVE A SECRET HANDSHAKE AND BE REALLY WEIRD WITH THEM AND THEY’LL STILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT AND IF THE POSSIBILITY OF ALL OF THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU SMILE IDK WHAT WILL
Gabriel’s calves are tight with strain, reminding himself to continue to breathe as he makes a mad dash through an unfamiliar neighborhood. Lucifer is behind him, hot on his trail and giving this ragged and inconsistent laughter through his heavy breathing. It’s after a minute before he slows down, collapsing on a lawn and succumbing to his body that feels like a wire too taut. Lucifer joins him, opting for sitting up on account of his bloodied nose.
There’s a wolfish grin pulled onto his lips, breathing heavily as blood drips down his nose to paint his lips red. Gabriel is relatively unscathed. Just a few bruises from being pushed around. Lucifer intervened the minute Baldur laid a hand on him, a flash of white teeth and vehement threats. It didn’t take long till his wild-haired brother was lunging at the pompous prick, walloping on him until the others yanked him off. Gabriel could only stand there, stunned and enthralled at the sight of his older brother who is prepared to participate in a massacre just for him.
(◡‿◡✿) Lucifer and Sam sneaking about in-between hunts and on the road to see each other. It’s frostbitten kisses in the truck stop bathroom and holding hands next to the soda machine outside of the motel room, Lucifer always looking rather smug when Sam takes his hand.
(๏‿๏✿ ) Sam is the one who has to put his hand over Lucifer’s mouth when they’re in bed, rolling his hips nice and slow into the Devil. He’s pliant and making soft noises against his palm, back chilled against Sam’s sweaty chest.
(ᅌᴗᅌ✿) When Lucifer gets too loud, Sam afraid Dean might wake in the bed next to them, he’ll push himself into Lucifer’s mouth. It’s Sam’s turn to bite off each groan, shaking at the temperature difference that has him bucking his hips. It’s muffled groans and pushing deep into the Devil’s throat each night, collapsing in a mess of sweaty limbs and tired grins.
teenage!michael buying teenage!lucifer a bunch of new clothes and tossing out his old stuff because "All of your jeans were full of holes, Luce." and Lucifer just throws a huge fit "It's called /grunge/, Michael!"
oh my god mike
so the next time instead of throwing them out he goes and buys the tackiest ugliest floral fabric he can find and uses it to patch up all the holes so now lucifer has like ten pairs of jeans with hideous floral patches
i’ve mentioned that lee has technically never lost to an uchiha he’s attacked yet but also important is that gai beat obito twice and while itachi didn’t even blink when going up against kakashi he suddenly got really cautious when gai showed up